You've been curved.

Ah, procrastination. How would we ever get any work done (or not done) without your vexatious wiles? I relatively recently unearthed the mother of all essay-killers. Hold on to your socks, as, without further ado, I give you...Curveball.

Click to Play!

(I would have published this post sooner had I not been bashing my face against my wall in anger at not reaching level 10.)

EDIT: Rather annoyingly, the game on my page is ridiculously small, and I can't edit the bloody code to make it bigger. Ah, well. Deal with it.